Sinner

This is how you know it's been a while since you took your kid to church, or said his nightly prayers with him.

Me: "Let's say your prayers."

Turbo: "OK."

Me: "Now I lay me down to sleep, etc, etc. etc.... God bless mommy and daddy. God bless Turbo and God bless Smiley..."  And so on and so forth through all our aunts and uncles and cousins and pets.

Then I decided to throw in some of his friends from school for good measure.

Me: "God bless Taylor and Yaman and Kurt and Amaya. Amen."

Turbo: "Who's 'Amen'?"